Cookie Policy

cookie-monsterRight because of things called “laws” I have to tell you that this site might have things called “Cookies”. Here is some text I copied and pasted from elsewhere:

We may store information about you using cookies (files which are sent by us to your computer or other access device) which we can access when you visit our site in future. We do this to [describe why cookies are used].

If you want to delete any cookies that are already on your computer, please refer to the instructions for your file management software to locate the file or directory that stores cookies.

Information on deleting or controlling cookies is available at Please note that by deleting our cookies or disabling future cookies you may not be able to access certain areas or features of our site.

Confused? Well I’m not sure either but I think that makes me legally compliant and that’s the main thing. Look, to put it another way… I don’t store anything about you but this site uses WordPress and to help you navigate around it might put something called a “cookie” on your computer. There are also some “widgets” I use in WordPress. These display things like the Social Media icons on the right. I also use Google Analytics which helps me see how many views different pages have had. These “widgets” probably do use a cookie. If you don’t want any cookies (or any biscuits of any description) then visit: who will hopefully give you more information.

At the end of the day it’s probably not me you’ve got to worry about. You’re sharing most of your personal details on Facebook and giving third party apps access to your Facebook wall so chances are some scammer in Russia already knows that you like Taylor Swift, holidayed in Turkey last year and have a dog called Shep which are also the answers to your secret questions on your email account and that doesn’t matter anyway because your password is: Password1